by I had been wanting to compile a list of “the 5 best sextoys for men” for a while and when I heard the song “What to do with my dick in lockdown” by Hans Teeuwen I immediately had a good reason! That first clip was already funny, all Hans Teeuwen, but now Bjørgen van Essen has thrown an 80s vibe over it, including a few verses and then also with a genius 80s clip to go with it! Delicious! Really! Check this out, because the song won’t come out of your head all day!
To answer Hans’ question! Because… what do you actually do with your dick in lockdown? Or… what exactly are the best sextoys for men? Well! If you follow Rutte’s rules, you can’t just put it anywhere anymore. You can and may have sex with your own partner (and that’s allowed as often as you want) (take plenty), but fucking around is not allowed. What is allowed; masturbating! Hooray! So, what to do with your dick in lockdown? Masturbate in a different way, because the lockdown lasts too long to be occupied only with your own hand! Put it in 1 of the sextoys below. They are the 5 best sextoys for men, or to write it more inclusively; the 5 best toys for dicks!
1. Fun Factory Manta
The best sextoy for men, the number 1 is the Fun Factory Manta! It is praised by many men for its design, its functionality and, of course, its performance! You place your penis between the flexible flaps and let the vibrations do their work. You can let it vibrate only against your glans/frenulum, but you can also move the toy up and down (with plenty of water-based lubricant, of course). Another advantage; you can also use this toy together, for example during oral sex (getting a blowjob with these vibrations at the base of your penis seems to be very nice). And… the vibrations of Fun Factory are wonderfully deep and will also be very nice against her clit! Super versatile toy so!
2. Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo
The Pulse One by Hot Octopuss works in a very different way than a regular masturbator or a sex toy with vibrations. The Pulse One works with oscillations, which means that there is some kind of rotating plate inside the toy. You place your dick (can be stiff, but can also be flaccid) on that plate so that your frenulum is stimulated. This toy is called a ‘guybrator’ and has been on the market for many years and has certainly proven its qualities. Is not only just really nice as a sextoy (and really unique feeling), but also seems to be able to help with erectile dysfunction.
3. Tenga Egg
A list of the best sextoys for men is not complete without a Tenga egg! Tenga is a company you should really keep an eye on if you are looking for a good masturbator! They have super many of them and they get more beautiful and more beautiful and more stylish and more stylish as the years go by. The company has been around since 2005 and they are perhaps most famous for their Tenga eggs; small masturbators that you find in a kind of plastic surprise egg (including a bag of lube). The masturbator has a structure inside and which structure you like best is of course up to you! The Tenga eggs are actually for single use, but if you clean them properly you can use them more often.
4. Tenga Flip Zero Vibrating Masturbator
The Tenga Flip Zero can rightly be called the Lambourgini among masturbators. After all, this is no ordinary masturbator, but a masturbator with vibrations! And what vibrations! The regular Flip Zero was already a top item in the Tenga collection, but the vibrating version has taken it to a whole new level.
5. Arcwave Ion Air Pressure Masturbator
The Arcwave Ion Air Pressure Masturbator is the latest in masturbator technology! This is because this toy does not work with vibrations, with oscillations or with ridges where you have to move the toy up and down yourself, no! This toy works with air pressure! It is a piece of innovation from WOW Tech, the company behind the brands Womanizer and We-Vibe and the reviews are raving (with the downside that the device does make some noise and you really have to get used to it, because it really gives a different feeling).
Conclusion
In conclusion, sex toys are a great addition to any man’s sex life, whether you’re single or in a relationship. The market is filled with a variety of toys to choose from, but the five toys we’ve discussed in this article stand out as some of the best options for men. From the Fleshlight to the prostate massager, each of these toys offers a unique sensation and can help you explore your body in new and exciting ways. Remember to always prioritize safety and hygiene when using sex toys, and don’t be afraid to experiment until you find the toy that works best for you. By incorporating sex toys into your routine, you can enhance your sexual experience and achieve greater pleasure and satisfaction.
